The Giltwrights

The Giltwrights

n.
the imaginary committee of elders that keeps a running log of all your mistakes, steadily building their case that you’re secretly a fraud, a coward, a doofus, and a douche—who would’ve revoked your good fortune years ago had they not been hampered by their own bitter squabblings over proper grammar and spelling.

Old English gilt, awareness of wrongdoing + wrought, shaped with hammers. Pronounced “the gilt-rahyts.”

Endzoned

Emodox

Maugry

Viadne

Deep Gut

Liberosis

Nighthawk

Tarrion

Hiddled

Elsing

Trueholding

Symptomania

Lyssamania

Agnosthesia

Altschmerz

The Whipgraft Delusion

Povism

Nementia

Harmonoia

Lackout

Malotype

Mottleheaded

Karanoia

a neat stack of white paper

Allope

Enterhood

Midding

Tirosy