The Giltwrights

The Giltwrights

n.
the imaginary committee of elders that keeps a running log of all your mistakes, steadily building their case that you’re secretly a fraud, a coward, a doofus, and a douche—who would’ve revoked your good fortune years ago had they not been hampered by their own bitter squabblings over proper grammar and spelling.

Old English gilt, awareness of wrongdoing + wrought, shaped with hammers. Pronounced “the gilt-rahyts.”

Candling

Keep

Apolytus

Viadne

Solysium

Flichtish

Wellium

Tarrion

Typifice

Endzoned

Deep Gut

Leidenfreude

Ioia

Trueholding

Emodox

Fool’s Guilt

Nighthawk

The Meantime

Dorgone

Anderance

Kenaway

Mottleheaded

Altschmerz

1202

Heartspur

Nodrophobia

Evertheless