Wytai

Wytai

n.
a feature of modern civilization that suddenly strikes you as absurd and grotesque—from pets and milk drinking to organ transplants, life insurance, and fiction—part of a rich legacy of absurdity that dates all the way back to the moment our ancestors first hauled themselves out of the slime, but could not for the life of them remember what they got up to do.

Acronym of When You Think About It. Pronounced “wahy-tahy.”

Fygophobia

Anechosis

Siso

Hailbound

Scrough

Routwash

Momophobia

Lockheartedness

Ludiosis

Allope

Anecdoche

Amuse-Douche

Wenbane

Anthrodynia

Eigenschauung

Eigen-schauung

Aftergloom

Poggled

Anaphasia

Fygophobia

Keep

Midsummer

The Meantime

Nachlophobia

Falesia

Craxis

Povism

Hem-Jawed