Waldosia

Waldosia

n.
a condition in which you keep scanning faces in a crowd looking for a specific person who would have no reason to be there, as if your brain is checking to see whether they’re still in your life, subconsciously patting its emotional pockets before it leaves for the day.

From the Where’s Waldo? series of picture books, or in some countries, Where’s Wally?, in which the reader tries to spot one specific person somewhere in a massive crowd. Pronounced “wawl-doh-zhuh” or “wawl-doh-see-uh.”

Mornden

Midding

Dolorblindness

Dorgone

Mauerbauertraurigkeit

Mauerbauer-traurigkeit

The Kinder Surprise

Immerensis

Skidding

Heartworm

Feresy

Semaphorism

Mottleheaded

Lilo

Incidental Contact High

Fawtle

Fensiveness

Hanker Sore

Catoptric Tristesse

Evertheless

a person floating in water

Craxis

Elsing

Volander

The Kinder Surprise

Amuse-Douche

Gaudia Civis

Ironsick